Woman’s Tinder Photo Starts Fierce Debate On The Right Way To Hang Toilet Paper

Articles Jul 09, 2018 06:55

Clearly, the only right way to hang toilet paper is with the trail pointing downward; any other way is pure madness. But if you’re one of the unlucky souls who were taught incorrectly by their parents, no worries – I’m not mad at you, I’m just disappointed. I’ll give you a minute to run to the loo and switch your roll to the correct way…

…and once you’re done, you can come back and appreciate Hana Michels’ Tinder profile, as the toilet paper in her bathroom has apparently sparked some fierce debate:

This is my tinder profile. I’ve had it for a year. 23 men have contacted me to say I’m incorrect about toilet paper pic.twitter.com/uBAcQlZ34r

— Hana Michels (@HanaMichels) July 2, 2018

First of all, let us all golf clap Hana for hanging her toilet paper correctly.

With over 15,000 likes and over 1,000 comments, Hana’s tweet quickly became the talk of the toilet paper town. But what were people saying: that she was correct (because she is), or that she’s out of her mind to let the tail-end of the paper come from the bottom instead of the top?

Turns out, the world is full of fucking heathens.

The Right Way To Hang Toilet Paper..."Right"

As your friend I say, “fuck them” but as your roommate I say, “they have a point.”

— Allie Goertz (@AllieGoertz) July 3, 2018

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— CadarnThemMad (@CadarnTheMad) July 3, 2018

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— CadarnThemMad (@CadarnTheMad) July 3, 2018

Marry one of those men? pic.twitter.com/azekDy3yrq

— ?????♊? (@spurs683) July 4, 2018 But thankfully, some people had seen the light and weren’t afraid of showing it:

It goes the other way pic.twitter.com/uHwMfPwuij

— DylansWorld (@TheDylansWorld) July 4, 2018

Not if you have cats! pic.twitter.com/ARGRcCG1cC

— Lady MAGA #FreeTommyRobinson #FreeJulianAssange (@LadyMAGA7) July 4, 2018

It all depends on how you tear it..if you spin the roll, then yank. You have it correct(my chosen roll position too) if you slowly and daintilly use 2 hands and cut neat squares it's better from the front. I have no life and have run the experiments.. The results are,repeatable.

— Jason Linsky (@KilgoreLinsky) July 2, 2018 Shockingly, a study on bathroom habits found that 75% of people prefer their toilet paper to trail over the top instead of out the bottom, which just goes to show that even a vocal majority can be wrong. Or, if you’re TRULY enlightened in the ways of the toilet…

Woman’s Tinder Photo Starts Fierce Debate On The Right Way To Hang Toilet Paper

…you know that reverse cowgirl with the paper sitting on the back tank is the way to go.

[H/T News.au]

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