When You’re Trying To Think Of A Comeback But Burn Yourself To A Crisp Instead

Uncategory May 15, 2018 09:00

Tough break.

Don't worry -- someone will love you one day.

Self-awareness is in low supply these days.

Don't we all?

Check yo'self before you wreck yo'self.

Same here!

2.5" is getting you the same distance as .5" would.

Dad would be sad to see you on Reddit at 2:00 on a Tuesday.

It's funny regardless of what side of the aisle you're on.

Outed himself while trying to be a douche. Oof.

Happy hunting!

Makes sense.


Someone isn't too good in bed.

Beat 'em to the punch!

Ants gotta fuck too y'know.

Realization crashing down in 3...2...1...

Too bad too late.


Science isn't for everybody.

Because you're a failure, obviously.

We're ALL professionals in this case.

Dick jokes never get old.

That went well /s.

People just like to whine all day long about anything and everything.

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