When You're Technically Telling The Truth, Even If It Makes You Look Like A Dick

Uncategory Oct 18, 2018 11:00

Mind = blown.

She looks great without the weight!

Technically yes...

Mexican population in Israel: 0

It's a chainsaw.

But did it work??

Sounds like it!

People get the idea.

Get goin' on all that pre-marital sex y'all!

Dog, fetch me my physics textbook.

Ladies love it when you half-lie.

It'll never happen to either of us so don't worry about it.

As are most people.

Such a smart interface.

Fucking kids.

Pie charts are used for memes more than they are for actual data.

Days are days, who'd have thunk it?

It's either that or walk.

76.4K re-tweets and I can't even get a text back.

Clever asshole.

So true!

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