When You Get Caught In A Lie And Try To Fake Like Everything Was An 'Accident'

Uncategory Oct 05, 2018 11:00

"You didn't get my nude? Don't worry, here ya go!!"

Don't forget the "accidental" follow-up video

Note the time stamps.

Teacher would probably rather look at the cat anyway.

"I helped people during the hurricane, so I can't be a shitbag the other 99% of the time."

No one is this happy searching for financial aid.

This is an example of an acceptable dick pic.

Words are hard and people are dumb.

Should've smashed the phone instead.

Either a cry for help or this kid is truly awful at Instagram.

Seems legit.

Conveniently left her feet out of the photo...

No one believes you.

Questionable at best.

Smoke less, my dude.

At this point she's just a thief.

Just like it happens to EVERYBODY!

Well? Is it?

That darn wind, always blowing dope!

"Accident."

FIRE.

Grammy knows what's up.

What a load of bullshit.

You knew what you were doing, because that food looks like shit.

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