When Life Gives You Dumpster Fires Instead Of Lemons

Uncategory Aug 27, 2018 05:58

Not with that haircut.

Wanted: A man to rearrange my guts...

When your dad makes a Facebook profile for his sex doll.

And of course they all had kids...

Some people...

If he's on meth do you think he'll stop to read the sign?

Wedding pants?

That's a nice way to look at it.


I'm all for breastfeeding in public, but don't be a moron about it.

When you buy your own tattoo gun.

Real classy relationship there.

How to immediately tell everybody around you that wasting money is your specialty.

Burn the dress.

Where's the eye bleach when you need it?

And yet I'm shocked this is the first time it's happened.

Don't sit on food, even if it's packaged.

That kid will hopefully grow up to regret this conversation.

Only at Walmart.

Technically correct.

Free chicken, free books.

There is just too much here to dissect.

Topless is apparently OK at McDick's now.

Is it sad I can't tell if this is a joke or not...

Serve and protect.

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