19 Funniest jokes about elephants

Articles Aug 03, 2019 03:58

Elephants are known to be the most playful animals. They have been popular in circuses for decades. So it's not a surprise that they made it to a lot of jokes.

1. What game should you never play with an elephant?

19 Funniest jokes about elephants

Squash!

2. Why did the elephants get kicked out of the pool?

19 Funniest jokes about elephants

Because their trunks kept falling down!

3. What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

19 Funniest jokes about elephants

He called a tow truck!

4. What did the elephant say to her son when he misbehaved?

19 Funniest jokes about elephants

“Tusk tusk!”

5. Why are elephants bad dancers?

19 Funniest jokes about elephants

Because they have two left feet!

6. Why did the elephant leave the circus? 

19 Funniest jokes about elephants

He was tired of working for peanuts!

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7. How do you raise a baby elephant?

19 Funniest jokes about elephants

With a forklift!

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8. What did the elephant do to unwind after work?

19 Funniest jokes about elephants

He watched ele-vision!

9. What do elephants and trees have in common?

19 Funniest jokes about elephants

They both have big trunks!

10. Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

19 Funniest jokes about elephants

In his trunk!

11. What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?

19 Funniest jokes about elephants

An irrelephant!

12. Why do elephants never forget?

19 Funniest jokes about elephants

Because nobody ever tells them anything!

13. What is the biggest type of ant?

19 Funniest jokes about elephants

An eleph-ant!

14. What do you call an elephant that can fly?

19 Funniest jokes about elephants

A propellephant!

15. How do you stop an elephant from charging?

19 Funniest jokes about elephants

You take away their credit card!

16. What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?

19 Funniest jokes about elephants

“I love you a ton!”

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17. How do elephants talk to each other?

19 Funniest jokes about elephants

On the ele-phone!

18. What do you call an elephant that never takes a shower?

19 Funniest jokes about elephants

A smellyphant!

19. Which animals were last to leave Noah’s ark?

19 Funniest jokes about elephants

The elephants, because they had to pack their trunks!

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